Category Archives: short scripts

Don Baker, Dinosaur Accountant

Posted on July 23, 2014 by mcgettigan

(Pictured: Don Baker in fancy dress) Don Baker, Dinosaur Accountant, is sitting in his office when Jeff Perkins, Dinosaur Lawyer, comes in. Jeff: Don, boy oh boy. We’ve got a serious compliance issue. That intern wasn’t reporting the new hires! … Continue reading →

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The Great Bear Inventor

Posted on July 18, 2014 by mcgettigan

  Bear #1: Hey Bear? Bear #2: Yes Bear. Bear #1: I have idea. Bear #2: Hmmm. Bear #1: Butt=itchy. And tree bark=scratchy. Bark+butt=good. Bear #2: Whoa. You are smartest bear alive! Bear #1: Hmmm. I don’t know about smartest…what … Continue reading →

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Civil Discourse: Warm Words

Posted on May 1, 2014 by mcgettigan

Alistair and Baxter are grown men dressed in riding outfits. Reginald wears a tux and stands with a towel over his arm for the champagne near his feet.    Alistair: I have had enough of you Baxter! Baxter: OOooooOOOOoooh. Did you … Continue reading →

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Civil Discourse: In the Hole

Posted on May 1, 2014 by mcgettigan

England: 1907 Reginald the butler is digging a hole with a shovel, and sweating. Alistair and Baxter are sitting in chairs watching him, and wearing puffy shirts.   Baxter: Reginald. Reginald. Reginald? Reginald! Reginald: Yes, sire. Baxter: Chicken butts. Alistair: … Continue reading →

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Jerry and God

Posted on April 30, 2014 by mcgettigan

A man named Jerry is eating an ice cream cone in a park when God appears above him, in the form of a puffy cloud.   God: Behold. It is I. God. Jerry: Whoa! Are you God? God: Yes…I just said that. Jerry … Continue reading →

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