Monthly Archives: April 2014

Unimportant News Wire

A woman in her early twenties sure looks like she thinks someone is watching her, reports her neighbor, telescope enthusiast Dirty Old Man Skaggs. Local dog doesn’t trust tall people wearing hats. “It makes their heads look weird,” said the … Continue reading

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Notes on Time Travel #1.89.333.4

Note #1.89.333.4 If time travel successfully invented, must go forward to figure out why I never came back to warn myself about anything. Though…maybe I’ll go too far forward…and die as the earth is engulfed by our sun. That’s an … Continue reading

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Jerry and God

A man named Jerry is eating an ice cream cone in a park when God appears above him, in the form of a puffy cloud.   God: Behold. It is I. God. Jerry: Whoa! Are you God? God: Yes…I just said that. Jerry … Continue reading

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