Monthly Archives: August 2014
Rubber Dub Dub
Not long ago, I began my morning as I do most mornings: contemplating buying 50 thousand rubber chickens from a factory in China. Let me explain. You see, a great man once said that to know the rubber chicken is … Continue reading
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Tagged 50 thousand rubber chickens, china, creative writing, essay, factory, funny, gag gifts, gags, har har, hitrecord, humor, hyuck hyuck, jokes, mcgettigan, novelty, rubber chicken, wah wah, whoopee cushion, writing
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Robin Williams 1951-2014
(image source) Mrs. Doubtfire: [reading a letter] “Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren’t to be a family anymore. Is … Continue reading
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Tagged mrs doubtfire monologue, rip, robin williams, the story enthusiast
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From: Barry, Who Writes Spam Emails
Hey John. It’s me. Barry. The guy who writes the spam emails to your work computer. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot. I feel like maybe there’s a lack of communication going on. See I … Continue reading
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