Category Archives: Letters

From: Barry, Who Writes Spam Emails

Hey John. It’s me. Barry. The guy who writes the spam emails to your work computer. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot. I feel like maybe there’s a lack of communication going on. See I … Continue reading

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Letters: To Sweet Old Man Walking In Park

Dear Sweet Old Man Walking In The Park, LISTEN UP YOU SON OF A BITCH. I regret ever initiating the wave hello in which we so tediously engage each morning. Must we, Mr. Old Man, always smile and nod/nod and … Continue reading

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