Bear #1: Hey Bear?
Bear #2: Yes Bear.
Bear #1: I have idea.
Bear #2: Hmmm.
Bear #1: Butt=itchy. And tree bark=scratchy. Bark+butt=good.
Bear #2: Whoa. You are smartest bear alive!
Bear #1: Hmmm. I don’t know about smartest…what about Bear?
Bear #2: Oh yeah, I forgot about him. Bear is probably still smartest.
Bear #1: True. Ah, it is good to be bear.
Bear #2: Indeed. It so good me can hardly bear it.
Bear #1: Heh. Good one, Bear.