The Story Enthusiast’s Pitch Station
- Loss of handwriting an unforeseen casualty of the digital age. I guess you could say it’s our parents’ fault for making sure the writing wasn’t on the wall.
- The Mormon Church excommunicated several bloggers and activists within their ranks for subversive writing. I guess you could say that as far as the church is concerned they’re no-more-man.
- A South Carolina sheriff is in court this week after being accused of accepting bribes from a Mexican food restaurant chain. I guess you could say he’s the type of guy who doesn’t ask if he should, only if he flan.
- Congressmen seems to only have one thing in common on Capitol Hill: their morning workout. I guess you could say they’re all just tied to that political run around.
- A Japanese company is under fire after an executive published a research paper making fraudulent claims. I guess you could say the executive is now concerned with problems stemming from a different kind of cell.
- Iraqi refugees are fleeing parts of the country in the midst of increased violence. I guess you could say they’re in need of a bit of an Iraq-u-cation.
- NYTimes “Well” column gets specific about the how and whys of reapplying sunscreen. I guess you could say they really got to the bottom of the burning question.
- NASA satellite that will track carbon emissions attempting launch for the second time after being grounded by weather and technical issues. I guess you could say it’s another science related climate study that’s dealing with too much hot air.
- Zoos have begun hiring behavioral experts to deal with anxiety and depression among animals. I guess you could say that if the expert tells you the animals can’t bear it he’s probably not a lion.
- With new advancements in efficiency you no longer need access to a large roof to utilize solar power. I guess you could say that if you have enough windows the outlook is sunny.
